Privacy Policy

Last updated: Wed Aug 14th, 2024

Welcome to Whenwipe, the site that helps you navigate the choppy waters of Escape from Tarkov wipes with a healthy dose of sarcasm. We're all about keeping things transparent, so here's the lowdown on our privacy practices. Spoiler alert: we're not nearly as interested in your data as Fence is in your bitcoins.

1. Information We Collect

We collect about as much information as a Scav with a TOZ - which is to say, not much:

Basic usage data (pages visited, time spent on site)
IP addresses (don't worry, we're not using them to track down your stash)
Browser type and version (we promise we're not judging you if you're still using Internet Explorer)

2. How We Use Your Information

We use your information about as often as you use that fancy key you've been saving for a special occasion:

To improve our website (we're always trying to level up, just like you)
To analyze user behavior (in a non-creepy way, we swear)
To troubleshoot issues (because unlike Tarkov, we actually want things to work smoothly)

3. Cookies and Similar Technologies

We use cookies about as sparingly as you use your good ammo. Our site may use local storage or session storage for its functionality relating to filtering streams, selecting languages and such. So you can browse our site without feeling like you're being watched by a thermal scope.

4. Third-Party Services

We use Fathom Analytics, which is about as privacy-friendly as Tagilla mid vodka bender is scary. They don't use cookies and don't track personal data. For more info, check out Fathom's data policy.

5. Your Rights

You have more rights here than you do when facing a squad of Chads:

The right to know what data we collect (not much, remember?)
The right to request deletion of your data (as if you were resetting your account for a fresh wipe)
The right to opt-out of future data collection (like declining a high-risk, low-reward quest)

6. Security

We protect your data like it's our last GPU in a market crash. However, no method of transmission over the Internet or electronic storage is 100% secure, so we can't guarantee absolute security. Kind of like how you can't guarantee you won't get head-eyes'd by a scav with a TOZ from 100 meters.

7. Changes to This Policy

We may update this policy from time to time, kind of like how BSG updates Tarkov - unexpectedly and with mixed results. We'll post any changes on this page and update the "Last updated" date.

8. Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, you can contact us at:

Twitter, @whenwipe_com

Remember, in Tarkov, your loot is never truly yours. But here at Whenwipe, your privacy is.