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NikitaAI

The Ultimate Tarkov Oracle

Welcome to the future of Tarkov predictions, where science fiction meets the harsh reality of getting head-eyes'd by a scav with a TOZ from 100 meters. Behold, the NikitaAI!

What is NikitaAI?

NikitaAI is a fine-tuned version of Llama 3.1 405B, but calling it "fine-tuned" is like calling Killa "slightly irritable." This AI has been force-fed more Tarkov content than a hatchling running straight for that sweet, sweet GPU spawn.

The Training Data: A Scav's Fever Dream

Every video, audio clip, and text ever produced by BSG, Nikita, and all BSG employees. Yes, even that one drunken karaoke night at the office Christmas party.

The entire Tarkov Wiki database, including all those obscure keys you've been hoarding "just in case."

Four years of Tarkov stream live chats and VODs. It now fluently speaks in "Twitch Emote."

A direct Neuralink connection to Nikita's brain. Yes, we know what you're thinking, and no, we don't know how we got away with it either.

The GPU Farm: Where FPS Dreams Go to Die

Our GPU farm, lovingly nicknamed "The Bitcoin Farm's Jealous Big Brother," consists of:

10,000

NVIDIA RTX 5090 Ti Super Mega Ultra cards (don't bother googling, they're classified)

Liquid Cooled

Cooling system powered by the tears of Tarkov players who lost their gear to server disconnects

1.21 GW

Enough electricity consumption to make Interchange's power station blush

NikitaAI's Capabilities: Beyond Science, Beyond Reason

Wipe Prediction

Predicts wipe dates with 99.9% accuracy (margin of error: Soonâ„¢)

Raid Simulation

Can simulate an entire Tarkov raid in its mind, including all the creative ways you'll die

Multilingual

Fluent in 50 languages, including Scav hand gestures and wiggle communications

Patch Note Generation

Can generate patch notes that are simultaneously exciting and frustrating

Quantum Desync Theory

Has developed its own theory of quantum mechanics to explain desync

The Ethics Committee's Statement

When asked about the ethical implications of creating such a powerful AI, our ethics committee released this statement:

"Opachki! What ethics?"

The Future of NikitaAI

As NikitaAI continues to evolve, we're excited about its potential applications:

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Developing a version of Tarkov where you can actually extract with your loot

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Creating a neural network that can finally explain the true purpose of the WZ Wallet

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Generating an infinite number of Tarkov maps, each more confusing and full of extract campers than the last

Disclaimer: NikitaAI is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual AI models, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No Nikitas were harmed in the making of this AI. Probably.