NikitaAI: The Ultimate Tarkov Oracle

Welcome to the future of Tarkov predictions, where science fiction meets the harsh reality of getting head-eyes'd by a scav with a TOZ from 100 meters. Behold, the NikitaAI!

What is NikitaAI?

NikitaAI is a fine-tuned version of Llama 3.1 405B, but calling it "fine-tuned" is like calling Killa "slightly irritable." This AI has been force-fed more Tarkov content than a hatchling running straight for that sweet, sweet GPU spawn.

The Training Data: A Scav's Fever Dream

• Every video, audio clip, and text ever produced by BSG, Nikita, and all BSG employees. Yes, even that one drunken karaoke night at the office Christmas party.
• The entire Tarkov Wiki database, including all those obscure keys you've been hoarding "just in case."
• Four years of Tarkov stream live chats and VODs. It now fluently speaks in "Twitch Emote."
• A direct Neuralink connection to Nikita's brain. Yes, we know what you're thinking, and no, we don't know how we got away with it either.

The GPU Farm: Where FPS Dreams Go to Die

Our GPU farm, lovingly nicknamed "The Bitcoin Farm's Jealous Big Brother," consists of:

• 10,000 NVIDIA RTX 5090 Ti Super Mega Ultra cards (don't bother googling, they're classified)
• Cooling system powered by the tears of Tarkov players who lost their gear to server disconnects
• Enough electricity consumption to make Interchange's power station blush

NikitaAI's Capabilities: Beyond Science, Beyond Reason

• Predicts wipe dates with 99.9% accuracy (margin of error: Soon™)
• Can simulate an entire Tarkov raid in its mind, including all the creative ways you'll die
• Fluent in 50 languages, including Scav hand gestures and wiggle communications
• Can generate patch notes that are simultaneously exciting and frustrating
• Has developed its own theory of quantum mechanics to explain desync

The Ethics Committee's Statement

When asked about the ethical implications of creating such a powerful AI, our ethics committee released this statement:

"Opachki! What ethics?"

The Future of NikitaAI

As NikitaAI continues to evolve, we're excited about its potential applications:

• Developing a version of Tarkov where you can actually extract with your loot
• Creating a neural network that can finally explain the true purpose of the WZ Wallet
• Generating an infinite number of Tarkov maps, each more confusing and full of extract campers than the last

Disclaimer: NikitaAI is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual AI models, living or dead, is purely coincidental. No Nikitas were harmed in the making of this AI. Probably.